A what?

  • Me: Here's my Spaghetti Hoop dance.
  • Best Friend: You look like a Florence & the Machine backing dancer.
  • Me: (mishearing) A what?
  • Best Friend: ...wh-
  • Me: A Paki Dancer?
  • Best Friend: No-
  • Me: 11 Years friendship and you turn on the racism now? What the fuck?
I don't really like conventions that much. So I rant about them. Especially love and romance. Er. Yuck. Lurgy.

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