thefoxandteapot: find the colour of hair extensions I need and it costs over a pound a strand. A STRAND. I worked out how much a full head of Balmain would be ages ago on my trade price but its so difficult trying to navigate the Balmain website to check…or even order the bastard hair. its like talking to an elderly spanish man that doesnt really want to talk to you. At this time of night,...
I hate people who call their partner "Baby".
…Ergh. Everyone seems to do it though. What’s wrong with you all? Then again I guess it would be weird calling them by name. Too formal. Hmm This is why I will never be in a relationship. I seem to be naturally averse to all conventions of sexual relations. 1. I hate the word “date” and the whole concept of dating. Cringe. 2. I hate flirting. When I’ve tried it, I...
I saw the first 6 minutes of The Dark Knight Rises...
…and since then, the more I think about it, the better it gets and the more I want to see it again. I just pray I can get IMAX tickets on the 20th July. Oh and don’t see it anything but IMAX if you can. What I saw was completely in IMAX and it just cannot be beaten as a cinematic format. Unbelievable.
If moths had eyes, would they be happier? How do they know they’re not...– A poem by Karl Fucking Pilkington
I’ve outgrown the sink– Karl Pilkington - (Bald-headed Manc Twat with a Head like a Fucking Orange.)